I’m sorry, bullets aren’t covered by my healthcare executive sympathy plan.

This, or throwing knives.

Or double health with remote mines.

Remember how you could all run out of ammo and the deathmatch would devolve into a slappy fight?

I haven’t played StarCraft since like 1999 but that actually makes sense. Huh.

Egad, I read about that but forgot. Now that you mention, I’m sure that’s how the idea popped in my head. How awful 😞 Now I almost feel bad for joking about it.

The dude from the Scorpions also studies wolves?? When he’s not rocking you like a hurricane?

No wait, that’s Rudolf Schenker.

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For maximum hair-tearing insufferableness? Baby Shark x14 My Pal Foot Foot x1

The audience HAS to actively listen to it? Like no talking over it and no interrupting with other noise?

I like this. Finally some peace and quiet.

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah!

Ah fuck, I didn’t know I needed this.

No, I stick to rEdRuM

That sounds reasonable, yet here we are with criminal cases – proceedings necessary to carry out the law – being put on hold due to said memos.

Sure, aside from that pesky thing called Niagara Falls between Lake Erie and Lake Ontario, yeah.

(Yes there’s a canal to get around it, I just thought it was a funny thing to overlook)

And apparently absorbed the power of them all

TIL I identify as a towel

Nude pipe?

Yep. I’m on EndeavourOS which is about as far as you can get from Mint without going to like Slackware, LFS, or BSD. Basically every single run of pacman prompts for a reboot. I’m sure I could restart individual services or subsystems instead, but that’s not what the OS popup says.

Buy one made before, I dunno, 2005?

https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/blog/privacy-nightmare-on-wheels-every-car-brand-reviewed-by-mozilla-including-ford-volkswagen-and-toyota-flunks-privacy-test/

https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/privacynotincluded/articles/its-official-cars-are-the-worst-product-category-we-have-ever-reviewed-for-privacy/

Yeah for real, fuck SMS protocol for omitting basic quality of life features developed decades prior.