I’m with you. I own hundreds of comic books and yet even I grew tired of the superhero movie thing years ago.

Except for Deadpool and Wolverine because fuck yeah.

When I was a kid, immigrants were called aliens. Illegal immigrants were illegal aliens.

“When did Star Wars become woke?!”

They don’t want Superman; they want Homelander.

Part of me thinks, “Good. Beef should be expensive; the industry is cruel and terrible for the environment.”

A smaller part of me thinks, “I guess now is the time to indulge in steak.”

“It’s impossible to sleep with this white light that’s on all day.”

Literal torture.

The driver was evaluated on scene and determined not to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol (DUI).

How do you even manage to do something like this without being under the influence? I guess it could have been an old person or someone having a medical emergency, but you’d think they would mention in the article if it were the latter.

Cost us over $200 to get a plumber to fix the drain when my partner decided to feed an entire jar of whole pickles into the garbage disposal.

In the compost.

Looks like Redding, yeah.

Yes. Poor bun.

What’s hn?

Not like the Johnson Amendment is ever enforced to begin with.

Alamo is great but not present in most of the country.

Too bad AMC sucks. The one by me doesn’t even have the comfy modern seating that Regal has had for ages.

Sounds like they got chased out before they managed to. Hope I’m right. Good on those locals for stepping up.

After sinus surgery not helping and no ENT being able to help in any way, I finally decided to just live with constant sinus problems because I hate shooting stuff up my nose.

Salt-fermented pickles. Mmmmm.

But really, I love all this stuff.

Why on earth would you require two parking spaces for a two-bedroom house? That’s so often going to be housing used by parents with kids.

…that is not the mayor’s name.