I point and laugh

Especially since the one I know belongs to some guy who’s been trying to sell it since he bought it

Reminds me of my neighbor back in the day who kept calling me Mexican in a “friendly” way

I’m Puerto Rican

Which I told him on several occasions

I kind of wish I lived in NYC now just so I could rank Mamdani

I wouldn’t insult

His reach is incalculable

Desertification in real time

Your yard needs some speed holes too

I’m sending a crate of armadillos

#2 most powerful country in the world!*

*According to the Tories

Ginger ISIS member

Quest Received:

One for my Baby

Dear Chad Whiteman, we regret to inform you that Ilinois never actually legalized sports betting. A SWAT team is on its way to your home to arrest you for racketeering. Also, we don’t know what fees you’re talking about, so

The thumbs down just make it funnier

There are certainly people who go out of their way to defend Russia, but for fuck’s sake, Ukraine literally was attempting an ethnic cleansing campaign while also violating multiple treaties

If it were any other country, the libs would gladly be in favor of retaliatory action

You said we can say what we want

Any of these little fuckers just pop out of the fucking wall and say 'Fuck, there’s a horse cock in my room, or a donkey dick?

Oh boy, my nightmares of nuclear war are back in play!

You ever see a ghost with a big fucking donkey dick just spraying cum every fucking place?

McTech

sigh