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Hey, I don’t know…have you seen Biden lately? If there is anyone to lead the process of passing beyond the bounds of consensus material reality it’s him
Hey, I don’t know…have you seen Biden lately? If there is anyone to lead the process of passing beyond the bounds of consensus material reality it’s him
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?
Totalitarian indoctrination is making young people hate the west
Yeah, all those riot cops beating and arresting people for expressing their free speech to denounce genocide are really planting those anti-west ideas deep. Wait, what do you mean that’s not what you meant?
Seriously, this guy’s thinking is so backward it’s like he’s trying to kill a robot or something
“What? It is self-driving! It drives itself straight into walls!”
“Hey, that’s not fair! They’re using an OP economic system. I’m Top-tier ‘Barbarism’ specced and I get stomped on every time. We demand that you NERF China!”
The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities
Oh, but that’s 26 years away! We’ll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then
This has the same vibe as Homer’s re-interview with the Germans
“You’ve been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?”
“Uh, all of them?..”
“I see…then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?”
“I sure do!”
“…”
“Such as?”
“Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn’t be so whiny about us taking all their money…Because, a lot of capitalists really like money…”
Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
Two Step Guide to Writing A CNN Article:
“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”
“This isn’t really our fault. Our “missing” money spreadsheets were in trillions and only configured for 2 decimal spaces, so another billion more or less gets lost all the time!”
lol, if Americans’ hand washing was as thorough and ubiquitous as our brainwashing COVID would never have stood a chance
Y’know…if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy?
Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?
Rick Scott can Gar-lic Deez nuts!
Will Stancil: “If you could stop letting your self be tricked by reality and look at the data you’d clearly see that Biden solved the gun violence problem since the rate of increase of mass shootings has gone down from last year.”
lol, in the finest American tradition:
“Everything is quiet. There is no trouble. There will be no war. I wish to return.” To which Hearst’s alleged reply was: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.
An investigation in 1974, reached the opposite conclusion, that the explosion had originated inside the ship.
“That’s right! It’s going well…”
“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”