It’s your one way ticket to midnight Call it Heavy Metal!

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-funeral-on-mars

Nice to see a familiar account here! If it wasn’t for PoppinKREAM I’d have been far less informed during the Trump years!

In theory, maybe. But I think the bigger issue is that at 14, a kid doesn’t have a real great ability to deal with drunk people, or is responsible enough to check IDs or any of the other things required to serve alcohol. Can you imagine a 14 year old in a TIPs training class?

Edit: and imagine how shitty a 14 year old girl would get treated serving booze to drunk assholes

Apparently, that may not be the case. Not to be that guy, 'cause ya know, memes lol, but the jury is still out on whether or not they eat ticks at all…

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/353264681_Are_Virginia_opossums_really_ecological_traps_for_ticks_Groundtruthing_laboratory_observations