They voted for him because they associated Kamela and Biden with “The Woke!”, that’s it.

That and just poor reporting from the Media, the Centerists never saw that Center-Outreach nor any of Biden’s accomplishments… I didn’t even know Kamela ate dinner with the Cheneys on a hunting trip as part of the “Look how center we are!” till after the Green Lantern himself John Stewart poiinting it out while reminding everyone that Kamela was never woke.

They just saw “BIDEN’S LETTING EM IN THROUGH THE BORDER, oh and Trump uhh… prefers white chocolate I guess?”

The Media treated Trump with kid gloves and ignored anything positive Biden did.

Now I’m seeing the Media try to say “Luigi Bad, Trans Bad, CEOs Good!”

Fuck them, Trump was right, they are the enemy of the people. Not because they refused to kiss Trump’s ass, but because they’re the best player on his team.

It’s not “the economy stupid”

The specific section says “Medical interventions for the gender dysphoria may not be provided.”

So they acknowledge it’s a real condition that needs medicine then?

“I"m playing both sides so that I come out on top?”

Another reason we know it’s not him

“Never touch your penis or angels will kill you.” - Stan Smith

“Obama is forcing new conglomurate WalMart-Target to sell bread for 50 dollars a slice!”

This^

A lot of polling found support for the ACA jumped when it was referred to by its actual name and not OBamacare

Thanks Obama, for real though I’m on board with repeal and replace, cause this aint shit.

But I’m not aboard with “Repeal and bring back pre-existing conditions!”, but that seems to be all the Greedy Old Pricks have got up their sleeves.

In America it’s a lot of white, black typically winds up on skid row or at the morgue.

Between this, my stripes, and my tail… all things I have genes for, but no activation…

I’m kinda pissed, being human could be far less cringe

Based take

It’s taught the would be school shooters that they’ll get lots of positive attention for redirecting their targets towards those deserving. They’ll get labeled a folk hero, they’ll have people trying to send them money for their legal defense fund, they’ll get their name in the history books. They’ll get everything they ever wanted out of their act of violence.

I never even thought of that. No more Columbines? Just more Luigis?

Based universe!

Right? If I tried I’d just write a scene where she’s leaving with a fat sack of cash and then learns that her important knee surgery will cost, two fat sacks of cash.

At this point I wish to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.

Given how this, the War on Christmas, the war on Poverty and the War on Terrorism went…

If we start a war on the rich, that should make everyone in the world richer than God.

How do I upvote AND downvote a comment at the same time?

In Heaven all those ads promising a “Free Alienware” if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

Well yeah, don’t you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

A papercut that draws blue blood is a bigger issue to these freaks than a river of poor corpses.

It wasn’t someone who was eating there bro, it was the Lumpenproletariat in the drive-through window.