Pornographic levels of tastiness here.

I live in the Northern Midwest in the US

Got to lube up in Splatoon for that extra thick DLC

I heard of a man eating a whole table once, chip by chip. A piano isn’t off the table for those who are brave enough

Say that as I fire my MH-60L Direct Action Penetratator directly at your location! Heeelicopter heeeelicopter :O

Is helicopter a gender? I hope that one is still on the table.

Welp…this is a problem we have to expect now. What a time to be alive. The scary part is this is basically gen 1. Wait till the books are actually good