IjonTichy

2023 - still doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells. LOL

You young whippersnappers ppl don’t remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.

Ok, so this is obvious rage bait, but by pointing this out I’m making an idiot out of myself bc everyone in this thread knows that it’s rage bait and just goes along, or am I overthinking this?

That’s the stupidest take I’ve read in a long time. This is just not how any of it works.

I’m sure the parents of the hundreds of thousands of children that were abducted don’t want them back.
I mean the Ukrainians from the occupied areas are enjoying their stay in Putin’s Filtration camps where they are systematically tortured and raped. If they’re lucky they don’t just “disappear” into a mass grave, they’ll get to enjoy their resettlement to a poor russian oblast. Reeducation camps are great! You’ll get an “education” and don’t even have to take on a student loan.
Ukrainians just don’t appreciate all the things Putin has done for them. Systematically attacking their energy grid gave them a chance to experience christmas by candlelight. So romantic.
Why don’t they just surrender? I guess Zelensky must be a Nazi.

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/snapper

The ability to spell a word is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

They alerted the deal. Pray that they don’t alter it any further

I think the worst part was the hypocrisy.

You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.

This oven is lightning fast. It takes only five hours to cook a roast.