Oh wow, you look amazing!

Stop it, you were already close to perfect and now you’re painting Warhammer.

Next time you’re going to load up some awesome games on that PC and I’ll be properly in love!

Thanks!

OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU

There was an amazing story I had on speed dial a good 10-15 years ago about a guy who made a slime girl out of a lime flavoured jelly (jello in the US) but I lost touch with it and can’t find it when I search. Contained much of what you described and more!