Has anyone got a tl;dr?

Love seeing the toothbrush merchant crying after shushing the fans

Suuuiiii

Should have been MOTM really, either him or Simon

Gavi got away with murder there at first glance. Maybe the replay will show otherwise

Ahahaha, brilliant

Marcos Alonso own goal incoming

Idk if it’s because he still hasn’t learned (learnt?) where to position himself or something else, but whenever Lamine plays the rest of the team doesn’t pass to him enough

Beautiful first touch from Nico Williams

I love how Sancet’s dribbling technique is just to keep running into Barça defenders and use the rebound to win the ball on the other side of them

Great block

Vinicius will feast against Cancelo next week. Don’t see Araujo starting as a RB with Kounde out

I just don’t see how this is going to work with nobody in the box for Barça. I get that Ferran has been dreadful as a 9 and he’s basically the only option, but there’s nobody to keep the Athletic club CB’s busy

Ferran Torres almost accidentally playing an elite pass to Felix

Xav1 vibes

Anyone know why Lamine isn’t in the starting XI for Barça?

Rather than a personal obsession, seems to me he’s being a shrewd politician. He knows how much the Barça socios - who vote in the presidential elections - will like that sort of stuff

Yeah, Messi and Neymar are so lucky. Ronaldo is stuck with bums like Checks notes Bernardo Silva, Rafael Leao, Joao Cancelo and Checks notes again Joao Felix, Ruben Dias, Bruno Fernandez…