Cat: For physical-world stuff? We’ve got a set of color-coded hairclips we use to indicate who’s in front.

Kon: We primarily handle it by not giving a single flying fuck. We go about doing as we do with all the subtlety of a jackhammer, and if someone has a problem with that, they can say it to our face.

Cat: we don’t really get this? But that’s mostly on account of having internalized our role as a social wrecking ball. We will follow our trajectory, unyielding, and all the NTs are just going to have to deal with it.

Just: In my personal experience from way back when? Being such a terrifyingly violent little shit that no-one wants to risk setting you off may have its drawbacks, but it damn well works at getting bullies to knock it off. But being terrifyingly violent doesn’t mean you need to be an asshole when not provoked.

Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.

Cat: Hey, don’t knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You’ll never have a better chance to kill them.

Just: I’m in the latter category, but that’s because I’m an avid pedestrian who’s been almost run over FAR too many times.

Cat: Sorry, we’d rather keep our hand.

Cat: If someone can’t be trusted to treat an adopted kid right, they can’t be trusted to treat any kid right. End of story.

Cat: They shouldn’t even be allowed access to the children they do make themselves.

Just: I am a specific process running on our brain.

Luci: We’re going to get a non-plural family member to sit for a few minutes with the EEG on them to get a comparison.

Lucifer: In our non-canon continuation to this comic, the “I can fly!” guy is launched from a trebuchet over the Grand Canyon.

Cat: I would like to note that this still permits the Appeal To Force. My favorite logical fallacy.

Madeline: I haven’t encountered any (that I know of), so cannot answer this question.

Madeline: Though I would be quite interested in what ANYONE would stand to gain from lying about the shape of the world. I’d really want to dissect those motives.

Madeline: To be clear, I want them to come back reasonably intact. I don’t want them dead, I want to shatter their worldview.

Madeline: I don’t want them dead. I just want to hear the wonderful shattering noises of their worldview going snap.

Madeline: Fundamentally, I think it’s fictitious.

Madeline: Point.

Digital Rights Management. AKA the stuff that’s supposed to prevent unauthorized copying and suchlike, but in practice just means the pirates have a better experience than legit customers.