It’s this mentality that prevents us from creating time machines

That’s fair. Gay frogs and Al Gore turned me anti fascist. Just think what children could do

You can blame congress as well. They could be making laws to help with this

Are these the immigrants that are stealing all our jobs?

“can you smell what the rock is cooking?”

Really? They don’t get to choose if it’s alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that’s important for democracy to work

“Ah, you’ve been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you’re watching. Roll Charisma save.”

Is it “too early” for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

Mobius strip tease

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed