Parteiverbot?

Dass es einer von der CDU ist, damit konnte nun wirklich niemand rechnen. Das war bestimmt ein Hinterhalt von den Grünen!

Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

About 5000 bottles

I don’t have any latinum, but I might get my hands on… other goods. Trade?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

Netflix might do, we’ll find out soon enough. I’m looking forward to it, but I’m anxious they’ll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

There’s still plenty meat on that bone.You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

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Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

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