I’m anti monarchy but still enjoy the Monarch’s b-day day off.

My hypocrisy knows no bounds when it comes to getting a day off.

I was going to do that, but honestly couldn’t be arsed turning on my PC and paying attention.

I got Friday off too…2 day week somehow

Happy extra long weekend to those that are bludging it today.

I do not lie Habibi

4 day weekend, you’ve got time baby.

We cleaned today in anticipation.

Settled on Blues Brothers.

Watched it last night (favourite of all time), and kids haven’t seen it l, so watching it again.

House got cleaned. Cars have been washed and detailed. Nap has been had. Time for some Pho!!!

Perhaps a movie later.

It definitely was champers.

I find mixing vodka with anything to be racist anyway.

I will not answer questions on the reasoning.

Belly is full of food. Got some dranks handy. Heat pack on my poor sore back. Favourite movie on TV. Cat snoozing nearby.

It’s a good night.

Mimosa is champagne with OJ.

Far less classy.

Music quizzes on YouTube are a good way to kill time.

I like to yodel during the vinegar strokes. Really adds to the ambience.

Fucking wankers, eh?

I’ve cleared my schedule this morning to get high and watch hockey whilst working from home.

Guaranteed I’ll be louder

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Really? I had no clue on both fronts.

If you’re in your 20’s, hostel.

If older, hotel.

That’s how I’d do it

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