There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

“They are not safe”: pedestrians who enjoy bike lanes added this year want Richmond Hill residents at traffic meeting removed immediately

Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There’s an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.

Bit of a harsh word to call people who unironically like AI art

Is that a triceratops and tricerabottoms

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

🖥️🦐

r/SubredditSimulator but for Twitter?

Honestly, would use it for shits and giggles.

Don’t roll that dice unless you can pay that price

But think about the new shipping routes available once all the ice melts!

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl

Burning fossil fuels and polluting is viewed as masculine, whereas caring about the environment is feminine, in a phenomenon sociologists have coined as Petro-masculinity. Think of those men who roll coal in their lifted trucks towards cyclists in lycra, who they view as “gay”.

Petro-masculinity: Fossil Fuels and Authoritarian Desire - Cara Daggett, 2018 - https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/0305829818775817

Yep! Just need to add the appropriate plugins. This is also an easy way to access trackers whose websites have been taken down

Unofficial search plugins · qbittorrent/search-plugins Wiki - https://github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/Unofficial-search-plugins

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

“Losing it” implies they ever had it

Sauce so I can feel sad?

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

An Israeli Real Estate firm has already produced ads for Gaza beachfront property as a “joke”.

‘Cashing in on Genocide’: Israeli Firm Pitches Beachfront Real Estate in Leveled Gaza | Common Dreams - https://www.commondreams.org/news/israel-settlements-gaza

Israeli estate agent defends ads offering beachfront villas in Gaza - https://inews.co.uk/news/world/israeli-estate-agent-ads-beachfront-homes-gaza-2819070

They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White

Lmao they’ve changed the wording to “dangerous” territory

https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory