Right? Demon vomit capable of closing down a restaurant for good is kinda impressive.

I mean it’s one banana Michael

General Patton was known for writing poetry as well.

https://allpoetry.com/General-George-S-Patton-Jnr

Pretty sure all of my old apartments had the shitty window units, none of them ever worked.

I feel the same way about movies. I dislike commiting more than 90 minutes to something unless it’s really good.

She was just in charge of raining. Unfortunately the French traditionally handled the sun with their monarchy, but that ended quite some time ago.

That was my first thought. Guess I just won’t watch anything and go back to reading books.

I’m totally imagining the coin being like the 3 seashells on hard mode.

Derpy cats are the best. I’m sure they look at us the same way, I often feel judged by my Maine Coon when I do anything a normal human does.

People get sick from eating olives? Man I can eat a jar of green olives, pair it with a brick of cheddar cheese and you’ve got yourself a meal.

Just a small tweak to the language, problem solved!

I’m sorry for your loss. I haven’t lost a cat in many years thankfully, but it’s never easy and I still remember the fun times with my old friend. I hope you still remember the good times with Gigi.

Science and innovation can only move forward with heaps of dead bodies!

Looks good! I have an Ooni, and getting the dough right gets easier with each launch. All that matters is you enjoyed it.

Same. Nothing super earth shattering, but sometimes it’s good to let sleeping dogs lay asleep.

I work Sunday-Thursday, Sunday is basically my easy day in the office.

You know it’s good when you get to experience it twice.

I remember when I started getting notifications for it, every single one was porn related spam.

Yep, I’m here for good too. Reddit will never get that magic back that it once had.