Maybe you can find inspiration in The Book of Wondrous Inventions.

Was it in True Blood they talked about how vampires nest and eventually starts infighting? Because that.

You’d be fucked like a choirboy at a Viagra-sponsored catholic-con.

Especially if they let the domain expire and you didn’t have time to migrate all those accounts that can be reset with just an email and a bad actor then registers the domain - or even just a slightly dumb actor that allows someone else to use what was your old email address.

Why oh why didn’t anyone warn them?

The importance of a good buffet cannot be stressed enough.

Der skal nok være nogen. Ikke velafbalancerede, sunde individer. Men nogen.

Well, putin won this one too.

Are you fucking kidding me? The US is ruled by memes now. How long until they reach out to Scumbag Steve or Success Kid?

This comment better not awaken anything in me.

Maybe the tariffs can pay for it. /s

Can we call them nazis now?

Good luck with the tariffs, fascist bootlickers ❤

Of course he listens to Slayer. Why else would this photo of God and Tom Araya exist?

Bit late now.

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“We’re not so different, you and I”

Ikke alene i hvert fald. Det er derfor jeg er ved at tage buskørekort.

Well, that’s a dumb password.

Gys, guf og gadgets. Af alle de latterlige koncepter vi importerer fra USA, kan jeg kun elske Halloween.

“A 45 year old not wearing a costume and strung out on Ketamine” OR a kid in the greatest costume ever?