Sounds like a hell of an Isekai.

Nah. They would name it Spspspspspiosis.

Did I miss the joke? This saves eye movement effort. Each line reading an opposite direction makes reading more efficient.

And didn’t the statutes start less buried and the bottoms get further buried by the soft soil flowing due to the trees being cut on the island causing the erosion? Or did I dream I read that somewhere?

We have been making animal glues for like… 200000 years. So yep. Any animal can be made a glue.

Eh, babies drink from tits. Calves drink from tits. Not a big logical leap to make for early man, especially after/during the domestication of milkable animals.

I should invest in a radsuit.

I’m sure it went more like:

“Boy I sure am hungry, but there’s no food for a poor person like me to buy! I wonder if boiling the hooves of this horse would be tasty?”

“Well, not really tasty, but kinda gummy. And when it cooled it got hard and dried pretty clear and the stirrer stuck to whatever I placed it on! I wonder what else I can use this waste product for then?”

Holy shit! Those were my lottery numbers!

Which explains why I didn’t win.

I thought babygirls were helpless middle aged men? Or has Tumblr broken my brain?

These are just sparkling war crimes.

Kill, consume, multiply, conquer. As they follow the goddess of cancer.

But now he’s telling us he gets pegged while fucking the couch.

https://www.nist.gov/si-redefinition/kilogram-silicon-spheres-and-international-avogadro-project

Beat me to it.

https://www.nist.gov/si-redefinition/kilogram-silicon-spheres-and-international-avogadro-project

It’s part of the attempt to more accurately define Avogadro’s number and the kilo.

https://www.nist.gov/si-redefinition/kilogram-silicon-spheres-and-international-avogadro-project

Fire ants rafting is a sure sign there is no god. At least not a benevolent, personal one.

It’s a mirror. I use it a lot for searching and summarizing. Most of its responses are heavily influenced by how you talk to it. You can even make it back up terrible assumptions with enough brute force.

Just be careful.

Right? Didn’t they define the kilogram, make identical copies of the standard, sent them to different countries, then after years, reunited them and found they all diverged in mass?

And now they have made a perfect silicon sphere with the same mass as the standard kilogram, then counted all the atoms. So now we know the exact mass in silicon atoms of a kilo.

Let’s just define tagliatelle in light nanoseconds and be done with it.

Well, that’s a great way to get a really bad infection.

Flood waters contain everything from sewage to dead animals to parasites.

Flies are attracted to the smell of shit.