I believe they call it “job security”

Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

Well butter my burger and call me custard! This is almost as wholesome as the streets around South Bend, IN!

Nature is healing!

“We play on the throne”

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

They just failed to mention that their “AI” stand for “All Indians”

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

I’m not your pal, hombre