That boy’s thought… “I May Tag that later if all goes well.”

Land Shark!!!

TIL that honey bees are Juggalos…whoop whoop.

Sometimes it’s also their last diamondback

Everyone that has been exposed to it dies…eventually.

Sounds like the “undercover spy gear” that was popular for a while. I think there was a cigarette case that folded open and became a gun and, of course, the ink pen telescope plus the ink pen with disappearing ink! And several others as well. It was weird… we all played outside using our imagination to create fabulous worlds in the same backyard that was a grand prix track yesterday and an undersea exploration spot the day before that. A stick was a horse one minute, a cane the next, a rifle after that , and a baseball bat… hitting home runs with the bases loaded, winning the world series. Those black walnuts would sail when you made good contact!

Look… ok… it’s right there in my name…old. LOL

Wait…whaaaat???

Wasn’t that the “high” lobster named Price episode? LOVED that tie died shell of his!

Not really new… I think it was part of an old George Carlin bit.

The concept of CHALANCE exists but you cannot nonchalantly introduce it into a conversation.

They’re free to die however they choose. Or however death chooses them.

They’ll all be there with thoughts and prayers… and apparently claps. I mean, I know that’s what “I” do whenever someone wants money from me… I’ll think about them, pray I’m never in that circumstance, and clap for them. Seems to help.

That’s sarcasm… for anyone instantly seething and spitting foam.

The awkward silence is because they know that clapping is not doing anything useful.

GONNA CLAW NOWWWWWW!!

I had a party line during the 80’s in Arkansas.

Hungry?

Honestly… that’s of no real use whatsoever.

Go ahead and package that up and send it to me. I have a pro grade incinerator and will dispose of it for you. In a series of small controlled fires. BTW Hash.

Having been abducted by aliens myself and having sired offspring, I believe that this would be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes.

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My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I’ll team up and be ok.

It’s high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.

We need action NOW!

We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don’t want to hear any of that stale old BS “my oak hasn’t ever harmed anyone”…

Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!

BTW that’s all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.