Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.

Mmmm luau time! Poor piggies.

None of your business what I do with them!

“let me tell you sumthin bout diabeetus.”

And you thought Zika skeeters were spicy!

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Did it have a cross on the pamphlet anywhere?

For me it was always “huh, so this is it” only later would I freak out how close I was.

Oh totally, it is big for a dust devil, but that’s all it is.

Here it comes is the last shit he says before it hits in the video.

Is this the original tracking software that can target things as small as drones?

More guns anyways… What? Nothing.

leans on podium “hey buddy, what are you doing after this?”

Waltz: “going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?”

RFK: “So I’m hearin ‘nothin’. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I’m gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20.”

Waltz: “Why does it have to be rolled up?”

RFK: “that’s… look man, that’s just how it already is right now, alright? That’s how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I’m putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament.”

Waltz: “and this is a hobby of yours?”

RFK: incoherent screaming

“how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?”

What could be so horrific about that?

“anti-trump republican, what a joke”

“thanks salamon! I’m gonna name her 10W-30!”

“earl, I’m sick of this guy talking, throw the switches so he spends the last 10 mins speedbagging his nut sack”

Also true. We’re talking about 2 separate flooding events. One in the black sea region, and another in Montana. As well as several other major historical floods around the world, and yes, Christians use that to account for one world flood, but the much more likely answer is that this was fairly common as the ice age ended. And we can see that it has been fairly common. As the icedams broke that held back huge amounts of water, it tended to wipe out anything and everything in the area, and people would talk about it for generations.

Say that again, but think of a a fat old white dude jerking off to what he’s created, and you’ll figure out several ways it could hurt someone.