Honestly… is there a practical reason why something like lidocaine isn’t available to the average consumer?

Imagine getting that dressed up just for a drink of water…

I never really understood it… like are there really that many people out there with annuities to justify this level of marketing?

That song is burned into my brain as a kid growing up in the 90s-00s but I’ve never heard of anyone actually having an annuity… Maybe I’m sheltered.

FYIW, that brand of “simmer sauce” is a staple in my US kitchen.