This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

Once upon a time there was a bucket of nasty water. I noticed something swimming around in it. I was shocked to see what looked like huge maggots with long tails like a mouse’s, flip flopping around like mosquito larvae but so much worse. After some googling I learned it was probably hoverfly larvae and since then I never looked at these flies the same way.

Except for the cat. Rest in piano, Mittens.

Eyes.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Over-processed food causes brain demons.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

No it isn’t

This could be a 1000 panel comic and I’d read all of it

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

I want to know what they used to make the eyes

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface