It’s crazy that the worst they can come up with on him is “He gave children sanitary products” and “He pretended to have a dog”.

but… but… everyone on Facebook tells me it’s indoctrinating me with MARXISM

If only there was a button to show that.

Everything is owned by like 10 companies. They all need to be busted up.

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else’s. They thought maybe I wasn’t actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. “How are you doing so many emails?!” “CTRL C and CTRL V and templates” “oh”

I think he needs a loooong timeout.

• lane assist
• adaptive cruise

*30+

and every reasonable, somewhat aware person has known these things since the 80s or 90s. Prior to 2016, the idea of Trump being president would’ve made anyone who has read a newspaper or magazine laugh their ass off.

but we’ve been doing that since 2016

or lash out because there’s no defense for his behavior so he has to go on the attack

What a cuck beta sigma soyboy

Let’s not bring this “underrated comment” nonsense from reddit, k?

Derp state

It blows my mind when people defend Prometheus and Covenant. ESPECIALLY when they say either one is their fave of the franchise. WTF

Gun nuts hate when you say this. But… think about it, how likely is it someone is going to break into your house to hurt you? Pretty low. Now on top of the low chance that someone is going to break in, while you’re home with the intent to hurt you, you also need to be able to access your gun and use it safely. Unless you’re waiting on the couch with a loaded pistol when someone busts in the front door, that doesn’t seem very likely. You’re probably just going to kill your wife, kid or dog or neighbor. Someone breaks in and they’ve got the element of surprise, how the hell are you going to get to your (hopefully locked up and unloaded) gun in time? You’ve gotta run across your house with someone chasing you and unlock and load that gun, and then also use it successfully. You’re not trained in close quarters pistol combat. You’re not John Wick. You are going to be jittery from adrenaline, while someone is coming at you and you have seconds to react or they’re on you and you’re wrestling for that gun. On the other hand… “would you rather be armed or unarmed if someone breaks in?” is an obvious answer it’s just that so many people think they’re gonna be a badass and that’s not likely. What’s more likely is that that gun that’s sitting there every day all day is going to get used in domestic violence, suicide or an accident, or get stolen.

Stop making everything a rogue or soulslike too FFS

Hannibal Lecture

Ironic typo