Especially the ones at the insurance companies where the patients medical decisions are ACTUALLY made.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

Dad, you’re drunk!

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

It’s more like… Having an extra layer or two stashed at convenient locations like a chipmunk.

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

I see two signs. I like to imagine someone seeing a sign that said “hole”, who then decided “meh. I’m sure it’s fine” before immediately breaking an axle and adding “BIG ASS” to the sign so that nobody else would make that mistake.

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can’t lower property values like that.

Now I think something went over MY head

I think the fear is that the higher courts also don’t want death threats, so everyone and their mother is gonna keep trying to pass this around. Which is what Trump wants to happen until he can try to get re-elected in 2024 and then pardon himself.

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

Shit, I’m not even mad at the name change. That’s a cool name!

YO! That’s so neat! My stove has a huge problem with overheating and I have to play close attention to it

I also had to do a double take

Bruh, I’m 21 and that’s my situation… God damnit