My wife and her family have a hell of a time getting Google to understand their requests (Hispanic, wife is first generation) and has no issue understanding my requests, so I could see significant issues with the software misinterpreting.

Or whoever those people are

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

Lots of logging to triangulate when it fails and what variables it has at the time.

Pho King

Shave it yourself before the appt

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I still have my wife do babysitter coordination, to avoid me having to get the numbers of a bunch of teenage girls and texting them.

This is the onion, it’s all satire

Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

Severance therapy

And insurance goes up now that it would be more expensive to replace.

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone

When I went to Paris this summer, lots of locals were smoking. The odor of Paris was urine and cigarettes.

As long as the money isn’t part of an investigation, the company will be able to access it within the month.

Congratulations, you will now have loofah plants popping up forever

Yes, mostly I just need to manage my allergies.

Not just the drawer ones, the French door ones as well.