Im just a person reading a text post but it feels to me like he is trying to get you to breakup with him.

Thanks just bought it!

This is like the 8th take Ive seen on thie concept. Its cute but its probably ready to pass on.

Title should be 5000 right?

You had to caucus before you could vote for pres? I thought a caucus was a primary thing.

Kum Kum

Take one more bite. Problem solved.

So they travel there and see it with their eyes and ears, and Im supposed to reject that because of the party line that its horrible over there?

The dog is a boy

Damn a link on a link aggregator

Asshat with three posts calling other people lazy

Jesus dude