Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

The satire was the Enron relaunch. The pie in the face of the CEO was genuine.

Was he pied by Bernie Sanders?

Thanks for clearing that up! Hilarious it is!

Can’t tell if it’s satire or not, so I’m vascilating between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying, if you will. Terrarious if you’re adventurous.

I’ve seen people comparing the DOJ response to Luigi Mangioni and Kyle Shittenhouse. The fact that Rittenhouse is free should tell you everything you need to know.

That’s because their Orange Messiah has promised to ban video games as part of Project 2025.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

They don’t want to stop kids having sex. They want to stop them having safe sex. More stupid consumers to buy stuff. More child labor. They’re trying to kill public education, public health (ACA), and other social benefit programs. They want us stupid and dependant on the wealthy for absolutely everything.

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.

I should update my Goodreads account…

Damn, sounds like they may have him.

It’s an old reference but it checks out

1000 black tomahawks of FREEDOM

Y’all got any of that sweet smoke?

Sorry friend. I know that feeling. I wish there was a better solution to your headphone dilemma.

The point is, we don’t know what kind of headphones or what kind of source OP is using.

First, you’re going to have to define what poor sound means to you. Modding your closed back headphones to add more speakers isn’t going to make them sound better, but probably worse.

The best way to get better sound is to replace your headphones with better headphones, or to use a better source when playing music. Even better headphones aren’t going to improve the quality of music if you’re playing lossy Mp3s.

The thin dough line

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is https://1337x.to/

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.