No, it’s because the main thing teslas had going for them is that they were cool. That is no longer the case.

That would be incredibly illegal and is pointless hyperbole.

I know that it’s verboten to say anything negative about C&H, but the amount of words in this comic would make even Tim Buckley’s eyes spin.

Right? It’s not like it’s even the type of game you need to play on release. If you can live without always needing the new shiny thing, you have a better experience for half the price or less.

Of course, it does rely on the people who need the new shiny thing to fund the game and beta test all the bugs, but still…

Hype is literally the only thing you miss out on by not playing games on release. If you get used to existing 3 years behind the release schedule, your gaming experience is vastly improved.