Banana phobia starts with the Doctor replacing your squareness gun with one

Can’t wait to see him go full Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy over this one

Fake news site buys other kind of fake news site

Delenn, standing in between

Alpha channel says she’s not wrong

But people will call you starkiller for clever use of nuclear weapons against the Minbari

Tailoring is a profession, are they tank healer or DPS?

Not shown: Big Bird’s bones breaking, because that’s how leg extension surgery works.

Yes.

Officers in every branch are also trained to protect their people and be transparent with leadership about their limitations. Remember Captain Crozier?

Anyone who’s in long enough and is politically savvy enough to get stars, stopped caring about that stuff a long time ago.

Such as?

55% of the vote, 20% of the population. Democrats stayed home.

Fight like hell? Come on. 14 million fewer people voted blue this time, and you personally own a good chunk of that.

President? Can you imagine how much power I’d have to give up to be President?

Or just prove that consequences are a myth

Sudden outbreak of tyranids due to the science barge breaking, backing up the production lines and letting the eggs hatch?

All of which is fixed by a voltage regulator

I hate to break it to you, but She-Ra is less about hunter gatherers and more about interstellar empires with magitech

“All we’re missing is the single hardest piece, which we have been failing to make work in cars for years”

Eh, more like “oh God I don’t want to be anywhere near this, feds please take over”