In other words, OP’s mom.

I’m gonna gruntle so hard today!

My circle is 94.6% perfect, can you beat that? https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/

Save the animals!! Immediately euthanizes 40,000 cats

The best of the best get to stand awkwardly in an office waiting to find out why their bits are itchy. Winners!

You mean the majority of voting Americans?

Damn, that’s a hell of a snake bite.

I hate that people don’t recognize the depth of what intelligence can be. You alluded to athletic intelligence, but there’s so many more. Emotional intelligence is a big buzzword, but just being a kind person is a reflection of that type.

Some of the most insufferable people I’ve ever met are “smart” but holy shit would I prefer to spend my time with someone else.

I don’t think there is a great way to quantify intelligence, but IQ and MENSA ain’t it. And chess is just boring. I’m not good at it because I don’t want to be.

I can tell the creator of this picture is a cat owner. As a dog owner, I just carry their shit home. But sometimes you just need to get rid of it.

Basically, there’s not enough remaining votes to realistically flip any of the swing states. So if they’re at 80% reporting with 52% going to trump, the remaining 20% would have to be like 80% Harris, which is unlikely. So they’ve called the election.

Smallville Lex was the best by a mile, because it showed the progression of the character in a believable way.

I stopped watching Mr. Robot in like season 2 for this reason. Loved the concept, but sheesh. I know it’s not a book, but I just can’t take it.

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Missed opportunity

I suspect the 38% is roughly cut into 9.5% a year.

Agora nos sabemos que tipo de sanitário eles vão querer durante lhes tempo no prisão.

Legalize Marijuana, vote for Harris!

“If you have read that book.” Love the mansplaining mixed in, lol.

People who say this obviously don’t drink. The drunker I get the more friendly I get and to be honest annoyingly chatty. My friends who get angry were just better at hiding it when sober.

She doesn’t play any longer, so yes.

I think it’s a matter of quality control and safety. One kitchen might get it right, but another under cooks the meat and gives a customer food poisoning. Who is liable?