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I honestly feel like I should start buying guns to protect myself in the near future
I honestly feel like I should start buying guns to protect myself in the near future
The title is a bit misleading. They didn’t hire an FBI agent. They hired a retired FBI agent. I feel that is a pretty crucial difference
As a Texan, I can absolutely attest to this
Louisiana band shellfish??? Not in a million years
Came to say this. That dub is hilarious.
Also Ghost in the Shell is my favorite.
I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.
I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, “well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out” then I realized they’re talking about a different ring for a cock
I’m not much of a jorts man
Machine maintenance / Macgyver. We make air filters and I have to make sure the machines that make them are running.
I also do any other random jobs. Currently I’m creating a simple webpage to submit machine issues that get sent to a Google sheet and an email sent out.
I also machine metal replacement parts. Of course I make any personal projects I want to as well.
This is why I use a trackball mouse when on the couch.
My comfort clothes are jeans. I wear them year round in Houston Texas. I’m also pale as a ghost.
This one floored me.
Fuck Russian politics and policies* I like to believe that most Russians just want to live and drink vodka
That’s the reason I’m working so hard to get my degree. More prospects elsewhere when I have a degree. Hopefully all the way out of the US.
Had a relative that worked on them there.
I get fucked in the ass by enough things, I don’t need to Nazi’s doing it too
Oak tree. Destroys slabs like no other.
Oh, I use an electric kettle for tea and coffee for that matter. I was just giving the method I use to clean my microwave. I clean it whenever it gets dirty enough to bother me. I don’t use it often and I mostly cover my food if I do heat it up. So about every 2-3 months?
I’m competent with guns, I just don’t own many. I have a single pistol I got for free. Hooray for the fall…