Please be the onion. Please be the onion.

CRAP!

Open your miiiiiiind!

Even if the aisles are wider, some oblivious ass with no situational awareness will angle their cart to block you.

Wegmans is notorious for removing all the other brands but their own. I call it “pulling a Wegmans.”

I found this an interesting perspective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEDGZlG_41k

I disagree about the purpose of email. I end most meetings thinking to myself, “That last hour could have been accomplished in a brief email.”

On this episode of Black Mirror…

How about Roku’s “Consent or we brick your TV?”

It insists upon itself.

Hammond definitely works better as an unrepentant asshole in the book.

Hanlon’s razor.

We’ll all be dead soon, Frosty. We never even got enough snow to make a snowman this winter.

Take it easy there, Satan.

She’s hideous inside and out.

Always look at the hands. AI still doesn’t understand hands.

If all the meat on earth disappeared tomorrow, I would become a vegetarian before ever knowingly consuming a bug.

This needs to not be legal.

Very Monty Python-esque.

E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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