I don’t know how anyone will be surprised when the price of literally everything starts skyrocketing again next year.

The average person is incredibly dumb.

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.

Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

Everyone looking for “the” answer needs to realize it was a ton of stuff. Lack of a primary, failing to separate from Biden, campaigning with Republicans, failure to take a hard stance on genocide, ignorant/ill-informed voters, propaganga, misogyny, and racism are only some of the reasons.

Bullets. Like most people, they are weak to bullets.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

He was already a piece of shit before he was outed.

Thank goodness we didn’t elect Bill Clinton this year. That would have been a disaster.

To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

How about the sun?

Keep thinking that.

You can say it but it won’t mean anything. Also “is absolutely mute” should be “are absolutely moot” and the semicolon is used incorrecty.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

It’s so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Best of luck to you.