Okay, I like this lore.

If he’s the one fixing all the destruction wrought by Kool-Aid Man, isn’t he the good twin? Which would of course make Kool-Aid Man… the evil twin!

Good grief, she said that weeks ago! That little comment permanently damaged his ego on a profound level, didn’t it.

True, but that guy in particular looks ridiculously young. If I was just seeing his face I’d assume he was 11 or 12.

Really hoping Nwaneri gets out on as a sub this weekend. I know Bolton is a cutie if divisions down, but he did very well against them. And every time he’s been called on to come off the bench against stronger teams he’s done well.

Also, anyone know how Lewis-Skelly is doing? He looked to be in some discomfort when he came off the other night.

And yet almost all of them (I’m being generous here) will still obediently vote R in the election. Gotta support the team!

Nwaneri and Lewis-Skelly both did great. Nwaneri showed fantastic timing and composure and real strength on the ball. That through ball by MLS for one of our goals was sick.

Sterling also showed great positional awareness and looked really hungry.

Unfortunate for Porter on their goal, but it’s an easy mistake for a young keeper to make (committing to a save too early in a one-on-one). He’ll learn from that I’m sure.

Nwaneri brace, Sterling’s first goal for us, Rice gets a goal, and… Kai Havertz scores again!

Can you imagine being a 16 year old lad playing for the Arsenal senior team with the likes of Saka, Rice, Jorginho, Jesus, Sterling? Porter must be pinching himself every minute right now.

Certain ‘liberals’ on Lemmy be like:

Oh he’s screwed. She’s going to sentence him to be hung hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.

“I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve this message!”

I wonder if this oversized clown realizes what he’s done. Now every time he misses a sitter, get injured, or his joke of a club gets punished for their cheating in any way, he’s going to get flooded with a deluge of sarcastic “stay humble” responses online from Arsenal fans (and almost certainly Man United fans too).

What do I want to do when I retire? Pretty much nothing! I want to watch TV shows and soccer games, play video games, sleep in, take naps during the day as I see fit, hang out with my wife, and shit-post online.

But I know that hobbies, side-projects, and socializing are important for delaying cognitive decline and staying active. So I’ll probably, begrudgingly, do some of that shit too.

Still a decade or two before I can even think about retiring though. And things can change. So who knows.

So what’s the likely line-up? I could see it being a mix of mostly young players with some experienced veterans in there. Maybe something like this:

Setford

Rosiak - Heaven - Kiwior - Lewis-Skelly

Jorginho - Rice

Sterling - Nwaneri - Martinelli

Jesus

Hooooly shit, really?! Now that’s a crazy stat!

Or Yanaited would have realized the error of their ways in not signing him, and he’d be stuck at that shitshow now.

Yeah, we should keep them daily. They are great for community engagement, and one of the big reasons why this community is the most active club football one on Lemmy.

And it’s only one post a day, so it’s not like they are flooding the community. Some daily posts will be totally dead/empty, but that’s okay. That’s the natural cycle of discussions and engagement - they are bursty.

Rodri is out for the rest of the season for Man City with an ACL injury. While it’s wrong to celebrate someone getting injured, especially a world-class player. There’s is a part of me that can’t help thinking a) this is helpful to our title challenge, and b) in addition to being a phenomenal player, he’s also a mouthy, dirty bastard. So maybe there’s a small degree of karma to this.

But at the same time…

“MeNtAL hEaLtHcArE iS fOr SnOwFLaKeS!!1! AnD tHE OnLy WaY tO bEAt a BaD gUy WitH a GuN iS a GoOd GuY WiTh a GuN!!1!” -Mentally-ill right-wing gun nuts everywhere