Got to get that first thing in the morning nut, then there’s the lunch time pick me up…

Or two sittings? Combining to that average…

Unfortunately they notoriously hate each other… Bolsonaro may well be an orca in disguise…

Doesn’t hurt having that offensive line…

Genuine question, not trying to be said, but what medical reasons necessitate a large dog?

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH

You can test yourself at the expense of actually getting sleep. As you settle to sleep set a timer and hold a teaspoon (or similar metal object) in your hand hanging out of the side of the bed over a metal tray. When you fall asleep the spoon will slip from your hand and clatter, causing you to wake. You can then check how long that took.

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks