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Black text on a white background reading:

"My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

“Me:”

Below the text is a screengrab from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules Winnfield looking off to the right and saying “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing”.

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A four-panel Mr. Lovenstein comic titled “THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO EELS OF WOOD”

The first panel shows an angry pink humanoid standing on a green circle, holding a bunch of asparagus spears and speaking to a yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid barely in the panel. The pink humanoid is saying “HEY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD?”

The second panel shows the yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid in more detail. It has a halo and is wearing a white robe. It’s rolling its eyes angrily as it responds “OH MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?”

The third panel shows the still-angry yellow-skinned humanoid cooking the asparagus spears in a frying pan over the open flame of a gas stove as the pink humanoid watches on amazed. The yellow humanoid is saying “SAUTÉ 'EM AND DON’T FORGET THE SEASONING! STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK!”

The final panel shows a close-up of the pink humanoid holding a half-eaten asparagus spear with its mouth full and eyes wide in awe as it says “IT’S… DELICIOUS!” A response from off-screen replies “OF COURSE IT IS!”

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

Thank you!

You’re welcome :)

Beep boop

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A white page with black text. On the top left is the Google logo. Underneath is text reading:

"UH OH!

“You’ve used all 75 of your daily free searches!. You’re currently using Google Lite for infinite searches, please consider subscribing to Google Premium.”

On the right side is a digital drawing of a bulldog standing like a human with its right forepaw on its hip and its left forepaw holding a pair of binoculars to its eyes. Underneath the dog is text reading:

“Get one month of Google Premium for $14.99 AUD!”

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White text on a blue background reading

“Here’s proof that his year’s organized labor uprising is working:”

The next few paragraphs are in yellow:

"340,000 UPS workers won $30 BILLION in raises, more time off. and more full-time jobs after threatening to strike.

"Writers beat the greedy Hollywood CEO’s replacing them with AI and won increased residuals, healthcare, and pension contributions.

"Half a million Fast Food Workers in CA won a $20 minimum wage and a seat at the table determining future wages, benefits and working conditions.

“Half a million California Health Care Workers won a $25 an hour minimum wage.”

The final paragraph is in white again:

“Unions work. You can bank on it.”

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Black text on a white background reads “Coming back to your linux partition after gaming on Windows.”

Below the text is a photo of a house, taken from across the street. Over part of the front of the house is a white sheet hung like a banner with text spray-painted on it in black and red. The black text reads “WELCOME HOME” followed by one word in red reading “CHEATER”.

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White text on a black background reading

'Me: *Dual booting windows and linux.

'Windows: *Updates itself.

'Me: Where is the linux partition?

‘Windows:’

Below the text is the Daenerys Targaryen Squint meme showing Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones squint smiling. Over the image is the text ‘“dunno!”’

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A photo of a sign in what appears to be a dark, forested area. The sign is made of cardboard taped to a wooden post with text spray painted on it in black reading “PRESS SHIFT TO RUN”.

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A pop-up for an app reading

"Boost asks for your consent to use your personal data to:

"Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurements, audience insights and product development

"Store and/or access information on a device

"Learn more

“How can I change my choice?”

The text in the centre is obscured by another pop-up window, the text below the obscuring window continues

"accessed by and shared with third-party vendors, or used specifically by this site or app.

“Some vendors may process your personal data on the basis of legitimate interest, which you can object to by managing your options below. Look for a link at the bottom of this page or in our privacy policy where you can withdraw consent.”

At the bottom of the window are three buttons marked “Consent”, “Do not consent”, and “Manage options”.

Another pop-up covers part of the pop-up beneath reading

"What if I don’t consent?

“Your personal data won’t be used for the above, unless we and our vendors determine that we have a legitimate interest to do so.”

At the bottom of the window is a Close button.

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Thank you, fellow human 🤖

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A green corner window with yellow signs posted in them.

The sign on the left reads “Established in 1883”, where 1883 is in a rough, red 15-pointed star shape. A bold line separates it from the text underneath that reads “Going out of Business Forever!”

The sign in the right window reads “We Tried & We Failed”

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A four-panel meme using screenshots form Star Trek Voyager, showing The Doctor talking to Seven of Nine.

The first panel shows The Doctor’s face as he says, “What’s your greatest weakness?”

The second panel shows Seven of Nine’s face as she replies, “Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics”

The third panel shows The Doctor again as he replies, “…Could you give an example?”

The final panel shows Seven of Nine again, as she says, “Yes, I could.”

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An Mastodon post by BasicAppleGuy @[email protected] reading “Using the iPhone 15 Pro as Apple intended…”

Attached to the post is an image of an iPhone 15 Pro with a Lightning to USB cable connecting it to an Apple Magic Mouse.

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A version of the White Man Has Been Here meme showing a Robert Griffing painting of two Native American trackers examining footprints in the snow. One is standing and the other squatting, both are holding rifles. The squatting tracker is saying “western game dev has been here.”

His standing companion asks “How can you tell?”

The first tracker replies, “161 GB for a basketball game”.

The footprints in the snow have been replaced by a screen shot of an X/Twitter notification by Saved You A Click Video Games replying to a post by GameSpot reading “NBA 2K24 File Size Revealed, And It’s Even Bigger Than Starfield - Report dlvr.it/Svvggh2” accompanied by an image of a basketball player for the Lakers team. The Saved You A Click Video Games’ response reads “It’s 161GB on Xbox Series X|S.”

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The image is titled “HUMANS WERE MADE TO”.

Below the title are 5 images and 6 lines of text. The first image is that of a person sitting on a chair at a desk. The text beside it reads “Sit at the desk 9-5”.

The second image is the Netflix logo, the text beside it reads “Come home every night to watch Netflix”.

The third image is a person wearing a backpack, shorts, boots, and a hat. The text beside it reads “Explore the world for only 2 weeks out of the year”.

The fourth image is that of a box containing an assortment of items, the text beside it reads “Have zero creativity”.

The fifth image is that of a person sitting on the floor with their knees drawn up to their chest, the text beside it reads “Have every single aspiration beaten out of them”.

Underneath the images is a final line of text reading “THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE.”

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An image titled “who would win?”

On the left side is an image of an Asus RT-AC5300 Tri-Band Wireless Gigabit Router, a square, black router with a red line around the side near the upper edge, and 8 antennas coming up from the bottom. The text beneath the image reads “A $350 router with scary spikes”

On the right side is a blue Cat6 ethernet cable. The text beneath this image reads “A $3 snakey boi”

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