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I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.
When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room
“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”
Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.
Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.
🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶
I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.
Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.
Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.
The polygons aren’t even remotely similar
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I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.
It’s enough of an issue that Redd Foxx had a comedy special on record back in 1975 called “you gotta wash your ass”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bQ6Ec2JlQ
Some people just don’t know it’s something they need to do, and perhaps become nose-blind: Though I’ve seen several social media recounts of male partners that think actually scrubbing their ass is weird.
Thanks for sharing, had a good little chuckle.
Little one bonked into a glass door from what I know, and after noticing, I took the time to provide shelter and warmth until it was ready to fly away to a nearby branch - maybe 40 minutes? Enough time for me to take my work break and then a few extra to tell anyone with complaints to shove off. Just a gentle touch at the tail feathers and she walked right on.
The glass door is at an alleyway, so I don’t think the bonk was very hard. Unfortunately I was on the clock, and don’t have any knowledge of how to recoup birds, so I did the best I could.
I was shoveling snow at work and heard a little tap on the glass door near where I had tools stationed. I didn’t think much of it aside from fluctuations from the sharp drop in temperature until I saw this little one just sitting on the ground when I went to shovel the other side. I put my hand down, and after seeing she wasn’t trying to escape, gently guided her onto my hand. After taking the picture for this post, I held the little one close to my chest in an area away from the wind - thinking maybe warming up could help her regain senses faster. We also have a lot of hungry seagulls scoping the area, so I wanted to protect the little nugget from becoming a snack until she was ready to go. After she started being more mobile, I walked out to an open area with a few trees and waited for the little one to fly off with an outstretched arm - which only took a couple minutes before fluttering to a nearby branch.
It’s such a special moment for me, and I teared up a bit when she took off.
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I wonder if he’s one of those guys that thinks washing your asshole is gay.
Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?