Heaven?

That’s my secret cap. I’m always horny

Why are we like this 😩

It seems now I’m gay for Homer. Thanks now you’ve ruined the Simpsons for me

It makes me sad to see people having their TV on 24/7. It’s Christmas. You’re opening presents with your children. Just turn it off and enjoy what’s happening. For their sake…

So that’s the famous panty-eater that’s been munching on all your underwear

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I need to see your wearing this… only this.

Now that’s a perfect fitting set. As if tailor made. Nice find!

I enjoyed this too

I did look at it at work! (I work from home though)

I’ll bring the filling

Great name! Mine’s named Ronnie the Roomba. I wonder if everyone names their robots. Even my lawnmower robot has a name