How the hell did you get even more sexy over the last 24 years?

Oh my she is so smol! I have a flame point I kidnapped/rescued as a kitten from my driveway and she is small too. I wonder if that breed is just small.

You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.

You kind of can, but for the most part, it is better to just not engage unless they are showing themselves to be an open and honest interlocutor.

I really, really dislike that they used the word aroma when describing the smell.

Now, to be fair, to the letter X, the X-men are not evil.

It’s almost like not starting a war in 500 years and being as neutral as possible lead to being a stable country.

Oh and 3 seconds on Google proves you wrong. Switzerland is the best and most stable economy and country in the world… again. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2023-09-06/steady-switzerland-is-once-again-the-worlds-best-country

We have had 2 assassination attempts on someone running for the highest public office in the country in 3 months. One of the people currently running for office who has a chance at winning tried lost the last election they were in and then tried to take over the government by force.

Our country is not stable.

I would much rather invest in a more stable country like Sweeden or Switzerland.

Oh my she looks so small… or are you just huge?

I liked the castlevania one about how it’s just a shape that confuses their vision for some reason.

I just surrendered a stray I fostered 2 weeks ago that looked just like them. Cute little bugger

So I know this is satire but I wouldn’t buy a us bond. I would much rather buy one from a stable country.

If you read the article you would have seen that when it was first made up it was more about going to church and singing or praying out of rote and not doing it full heartedly.

How about this one

Jews don’t recognize Jesus

Mormons don’t recognize the pope

And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store

I want to pinch those beans.

You shouldn’t eat rock doves they are very dirty birds and you can get pretty sick.

Don’t underestimate how strong and ferocious a house cat is. They are fully capable of fucking you up beyond what you think they are able to. Anytime a house cat has attacked you they have 100% pulled their punches.

Took the words right outta my mouth.

As many digital books as possible and an emulator with as many old school games as possible assuming I have access to a way to play them.