People forget that the BLM protests that had armed protesters had the most well behaved cops. I’m not kidding.

Me and my pets.

I met my wife as she swore off dating apps. So did I.

You know those parades during holidays and people of a specific organization walk through with costumes? Well, one for my hobby had a call for parade participants. After 3 months of practice, I finally had the nerve to ask her out.

Now we’re married. Going on 12 years.

I agree with the image. There are good ones who aren’t on the app.

Those aren’t TRUE CONSERVATIVES and will be banned shortly.

Only TRUE CONSERVATIVES who love licking that orange man’s knob are allowed to comment in r/conservatives. Loyalty oaths will be presented shortly.

That’s a really good idea! I’ll float that to the trainer.

That’s really neat! Is there documentation for that?

These chucklefucks are literally threatening butch lesbians for looking like dudes. Theyre trying to roll back progress.

They’ll bend eventually. Money does that.

Remember when DeSantis went to war with Disney? And Disney destroyed him and any chance he had to being a presidential candidate and we all cheered? Then Disney went around to make allegiance with all the non-DeSantis Republicans?

It’s all money for stockholders at the end of the day. Not people, not who sits at the throne.

There was a booth at my farmers market (I know) that bragged about how they can turn any website into a app.

And I wanted to (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) their table

Oh my. This was my yesterday trying to sign up on Meetup.

First it was click crosswalks. Then stairs. Then motorcycles. Then the sign up failed. 5 minutes of my life so I can RSVP some stupid ass event.

What a shit experience.

Ortiz’s stand gained widespread online support but little public backing from colleagues, who fear retaliation. Experts say federal employees often stay silent to protect their jobs.

Welcome to doing the right thing.

Political activism is full of people that stand up to fuckery, only to get silence.

Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it. It just means it takes time. And frequency also matters. Keep up the pressure. Today is this wonderful lady. Next week it’ll be another person. Then another. Then another.

Haha nice.

DONT LET THEM IN.

They still haven’t backed down from the pandemic price hike.

Fortunately the Costco near me has actually been dropping prices, which is nice.

I deleted my Amazon subscriptions. I have also been sharing a Costco membership with my neighbor but next visit, I’m buying my own.

There were comments jokingly considering that Digg is trying to come back. And I’m bummed nobody mentioned Lemmy. (And I don’t have a Reddit anymore after leaving)

For laughs, I checked out how much the meal cost in my city. It’s $12.

For two dollars more, I can get a better burger at my neighborhood bar.

How dare you insult Trump. Next insult, and you’re gonna get tariffed!

It’s as harmful as picking up a random bug and eating it.

Which means: you might die. Or you might not.

Trusting the internet to give you the answer here as the final defacto answer… Maybe not the best.

Wait am I supposed to just motion the mushroom in and out repeatedly then once it shrivels, the job is done?

Some women also call it their flowers and yeah I go down on flowers. :finger-guns: