You had me at butt…

Your mother cooks socks in hell?

The trick is to stop going somewhere and go elsewhere

…which is nice?

I’m not young but I have never found it. Is that why I’m divorced? Bonus info I have been married for 20 years

I also blame the same person…

Jesus is a pervert who likes to listen to people having sex or masturbating/jerking off. That’s why he wanted to in bedside drawers in hotels

‘it’s all white’

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