WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]

If you worked with me you’d be good my sous chef is very vocally supportive and would probably murder someone for being transphobic

same with being a chef. I feed people

deleted by creator

then eventually one of those people will be able to take out the gorilla’s vision

I had the same thought, like they’re made of muscle and blood im sure if you hit them in the eyes really hard it will fuck them up just like anyone with eyes

np sorry it doesn’t help make your day better today but hopefully it helps you avoid running out (if you can make it happen)

my brother’s been hate watching it with his gf and he keeps texting me like “how the fuck does this stupid fucking society even work, why would anyone sign up for it” and like “where are they getting all their shiny new cars” and shit

dude gorillas are strong but they’re made of flesh, they get tired

idk if you can swing it (since idk how doctors look at giving multiple prescriptions) but someone I know gets an XR and an instant release prescription, maybe you could get a small instant release adderall script so that you can take one in an emergency on a day like today without it keeping you up all night

i don’t enjoy how much I don’t enjoy anything when I run out of adderall

there’s also the possibility it’s just some rando with a drone doing drone shit b/c they’re a weirdo

like i mean be vigilant but also there is a non zero chance it’s just some pervert and not someone out to actively harm

told the police we’re growing weed, but it’s actually full of palm trees I’ve been growing for several years now.

im sorry but this is really funny

all y’all analyzing the gender of this wallet and none of y’all consider that the wallet might be trans

brassica vegetables are so fucking crazy man, like, just look at how many of them there are. We took this one species and we engineered the absolute shit out of it, it’s wild

Also broccolini is really fuckin good, it’s like if broccoli and asparagus had a baby, except it’s from broccoli and gai lan instead

I can’t wait until i never have to see another comment from your shithole liberal instance

none of that shit about famine or plague or life expectancy has shit to do with your income or your relationship to your labor

that bare bones electric mini truck coming out (maybe) next year

Which one

If they removed the tariffs on evs i’d buy a Chinese car so fast

But wait… could i charge it with my american electricity?

i would say maybe settle down on the hookups until you get used to being on your meds because it really sucks to have amphetamine induced mania and hypersexuality and then go on to make a bunch of very questionable decisions with your genitals

you love it because it turns out it feels very good actually

People, here’s somethin’ that you should be considerin’

Things could turn bitter when, you don’t use discipline

You might wake up the next day, upset and in fear

Buggin’ out, yappin’ bout, "How the fuck did I get here?

Who the hell is this stranger, starin’ all in my face?"

Now you wishin’ you hadn’t positioned yourself, in that place

Think just in case you shoulda took more precaution

A good time can become a nightmare so often

-gang starr

dude if it’s a sea plane you’ll be breaking two rules at once