This was annoying but the sad reality that people turned into psychotic animals hoarding everything they could was much sadder. The people that caused these restrictions were the real criminals.

I truly don’t understand how HOAs aren’t illegal. Or at the very least restricted.

For hilarious comedians with great chemistry and occasional improved bits: Bad Friends. With Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee.

You’re so close to your 1 year chip! We’re all proud of you!

Food? What food? I didn’t even know they had food…

Man I’ve done this before but maybe spent 15 minutes and that felt like an hour. A whole hour must have felt like a whole day.

My problem is that I AM buying something but I stand there analyzing all the options just walk out with 1 thing. As I’m checking out I start to wonder if anybody realized that I’ve just spent 15 minutes standing at one shelf to end up buying 1 bottle of infant cough syrup.

There were a lot of bad misses by Philadelphia this game. That was rough to watch.

Serious question because I don’t fully understand the judicial process and what not. Why are the trials so far in the future?

Damn. Realizing this next election will be my first where I won’t be considered a “young” voter anymore. 👨‍🦳

I’ve had it write songs about my friends in the style of certain rappers. My favorite so far is the Snoop Dogg song about us playing video games featuring my wife as Missy Elliot singing a verse about her disapproval. It’s hilarious. I recommend you try it.

Good luck! The baby has already defeated you mentally. By 2pm you’ll be too exhausted to defeat the baby as scheduled. Baby wins again today.

Lesson I learned as a new parent.

Elf.

Would you rather we call it penetration?

4 hours. They’re dead.

This is the very first time I’ve heard of this. Just asked my wife who definitely pays more attention to current events and politics than I do and I just taught her something new. We’re in America.

Nothings safe anymore. Everything’s a lie.

I made homemade pesto today. This was actually me cutting the basil in this Texas heat.

Can never be sure in today’s world…

Lmao. New parents here who discovered Bluey a few months ago. Can’t believe I stumbled upon a community for Bluey parents!

Better than saying meat of Alex.