I don’t think I would be able to summon the dignity this man has in response to such a waking nightmare. I would want that boat driver’s head on a pike.
I don’t think I would be able to summon the dignity this man has in response to such a waking nightmare. I would want that boat driver’s head on a pike.
And yet this is what happens with the wireless keyboard. Doesn’t seem to have crippled Apple the way leaving the mouse plugged in supposedly would. It’s smart to allow users to choose how best to use their own property.
Shortest RT video ever.
Things like this compel me to ask the poster, “You okay?”
“It looks like you’re trying to have a balanced breakfast…”
Scrotumass
Wish.com Ronald McDonald.
Donald McRonald.
I mean, they let the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac guy make a children’s cartoon. What else was going to happen?
Empire State Building: “Oh no, anyways…”
It looks like they ripped that thing right off of a telephone pole.
Like a late-stage GeoCities website when the server-side Javascript injection had gotten completely out of hand.
“And if you could just take care of the Balrog problem while you’re at it, that’d be greeeat.”
Milton: “I can… set Mordor on fire.”
Bob: “Mordor is already on fire.”
later
Other Bob: “I don’t know how he did it, but he set the fire on fire.”
Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!
You mean besides Sir Patrick Stewart?
He shouldn’t have come back either.
The only people who need to hear this won’t listen.
Dante could not have possibly envisioned all the different circles necessary to encompass our sins.
The Matthew Broderick one is so campy it’s still fun to watch.