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Run Multiple Services silly. How do you think Spotify, Netflix, and all these other goofy things operate? I think it is the obsession to locally host your own services and compartmentalize things so things don’t all come crashing down at once. It totally makes sense to me. And I don’t even think it’s masculine. I think chicks would even dig it too. I think they do actually dig it. I think you’re just told as a female that that’s just not for you. And some resist. No subscription for me, thank you very much. All these major tech-bro companies have blood on their hands. And what they do is nothing special.
Did you forget how to spell?
There never was a rules-based order. There was just America, the imperialist empire that it is. There are no norms anymore. It’s just bitches running wild… And it kind of always was like this, really. It’s just… the temperature is rising, and the events are accelerating. America, the Supreme Karen, is flailing about making a scene. She never worked on herself. And so all she can do is slap, bite, and scratch. As she falls into the abyss of her own self-awareness and Self-Hatred. So entering the stage is the kazoo man playing the national anthem trailing off, losing interest. You can hear the coughing in the audience and the crickets chirping as people are exiting out the back. A limp dick, a turd left in the bowl you flush and its legacy is the streak that is left. USAID is the CIA slush fund and charity is tyranny. A mechanism of colonizers. The world is a capitalist hellhole. War is used as a bludgeon to beat down the working class. These rich bitches might have an argument or two amongst themselves, but they understand their place in the hierarchy. They will join forces to get you to work for nothing. They all in on it. It is your kids not mine. So, I’m only gonna live so long, so it is what it is. Meh… okey dokey in the hocus pokey and you turn yourself around and that’s what it’s all about. AOC and Bernie Scamturdz is gonna save us all! hahahhahahhaha. Oh Nancy! Oh Nancy! Where are you Nancy?
andybytes@programming.devto Gaming@lemmy.world•Microsoft Office gonna wreck your shitEnglish12·10 days agoIt’s gotten so dummy. It’s so funny. Poo Poo. Doopity doo doo squeak Squeak of the Squeaky toy. Did you make a boo boo? The lick of the shoe. Let me squeeze all the juice out of you. Stuck in time because we ran by swine. All I hear is… Yack yack yack yack… All work and no play makes a dull boy!..
andybytes@programming.devto Gaming@lemmy.world•Microsoft Office gonna wreck your shitEnglish51·10 days agoWhy would you pay for Microsoft Word? It’s so strange to subscribe to a word processor. I feel like I’ve landed on an alien planet and these people just are the type of creatures that you can’t see their faces because their faces are stuck up their own assholes. There is literally a free and open source software that just works the same as Word. That is free. And it ain’t going nowhere because it has European backing now. Because now the Europeans don’t trust Microsoft. Thank you spaghetti monster. It’s like you’re fucking up. You’re doing it wrong. Delete the virus that is called Microsoft.
This was like so clever. I don’t even know why anybody would downvote you.
I mean, I don’t think people take in account the role of Hollywood and the imperialist pig dog empire of Yankee land. Hollywood serves a purpose for the imperialist. They push around the artist and tell them to dance for pennies. And everybody’s on the casting couch getting fondled by rich men. We live in the world of the lowest common denominator, and as time progresses and the Empire decays, the movies will just turn to shit. These submissive libturds and right wing pigglet Yankees will just keep buying this crap and their children each generation, each iteration will become dumber and dumber Not aware that they are becoming dumber. Most of anything in our society is low-effort slop for premium price. Yankee Land hates art and artist. I do welcome this era though, because for me avoiding subscription services is like walking and chewing gum or shall we say, just taking a shit. It has become a natural process for me. Also, I’m not as distracted as I used to be and so, most of my time is filled with learning new skills. I mean, they should put more effort into movies. That was the whole point. It was to distract us from the horrors of the American reality. I truly do welcome their use of AI in movies. I am an accelerationist in this avenue. Keep on going, bud. See what happens. It is all just slop, absolute slop and I have no intentions of spending money with these people. It has gotten so fucking bad that I dont even pirate anything. Like sitting down with a piece of paper and a pencil drawing is more titillating than going to the cinema. Also, Linux fulfills all of my needs. Why would I ever pay for an operating system that acts like spyware. It’s kind of like an indicator telling us that Yankee Land is desperate and running out of tricks funds. Now Yankee Land, I think is somewhat aware of this. And so that’s why they’re coming for open source. There are angels out there. People that are just doing the good work, you know? It’s so easy to just stop watching movies. And, you know, I don’t want to think I’m just like a boomer or what not but the movies from back in the day are way better. Hollywood also served the purpose of framing or giving this perception of what American life is like. But now that the veil’s been removed and we’re like in a depression era and the rest of world sees us as a violent entity, who is a threat to all of humanity… it seems nobody’s interested anymore. Like, if you’re around a bunch of dildos and you’re saying to them, hey, you’re getting fucked and they say, well, you’re paranoid tinfoil hat, man… What I’m really trying to say is I’m just excited. I like seeing things fall apart that should fall apart. And what is Hollywood’s response? Streaming. Give me a break. Even streaming is terrible. It’s so easy and I mean so easy for a refined person who is sophisticated, who desires quality to avoid American propaganda. Anyways, I’m just glad. I’m actually am glad. It’s a good thing. It’s a very good, very good thing. Death to the Empire. Also, one more thing. I think we fail to recognize the very, very close relationship between the department of defense and Hollywood. Like, even in the military, they have subscription services. We’ve privatized all of our intellectual property. So, the government doesn’t even really own the military equipment. And we’re just getting milked, baby. I mean just look at the F 35. It’s a piece of shit. Also, you know, the Yankee swung Dick and bullied Europe into increasing its defense spending. Europe was like, okay, and then America was like, now you have to buy my F-35 and they were like, nah, we don’t want that subscription shit. I mean everything that these business turdz and soldier boyz do is just coming back to fuck them. I mean, if you’ve had your ear on the ground long enough and you watch the patterns, it’s funny seeing these people look stupid and fail. It’s happening. It really is and they’re fucking up in all avenues. It’s just so goddamn easy to not buy slop. I could stare at the wall and be more entertained. I’m of the persuasion of you just don’t have kids, you know. My line is choosing to exit out of existence and I smile at the thought of the American Empire ripping itself apart. My hatred of imperialism is so great. It’s so great. 24-7. All day, every day. Every moment that has led up to this to now has been a waste of time. This was always the precipice that we were all going to find ourselves in if you’re not a stupid monster. Living in the process is cruel, but what are you gonna do? There won’t be angels, I’ll tell you that. But there won’t be dumb shit either. I embrace the abyss. I lean into it. I dive into it. Head Over Heels. I’d giggle thinking about the Democrat Party. Or Wokeism. Which is basically the establishment co-opting the left-wing people’s movements and filling their brains with nonsense getting them distracted with low-level priorities instead of focusing on the fiscal realities of our current situation. America was never a democracy. And what little protections we had are gone now. America is like Disneyland with a mixture of North Korea where you are not allowed to leave and you forgot your wallet. It’s a small world after all. It’s a small world after all. When you wish upon a star, it makes a difference who you are. Because when you wish upon a star, you’re talking to the sky.
Librewolf
I can’t see why anyone would down vote
andybytes@programming.devto Tech@programming.dev•CEOs Using AI to Terrorize Their EmployeesEnglish2·11 days agoThere is a solution to all of this. Support people not companies. Then never change ever again. Pass it on to duh kidz
andybytes@programming.devto Linux@programming.dev•Linux Foundation Report Finds Organizations Embrace Upskilling and Open Source to Meet AI-driven Job DemandsEnglish1·11 days agoUpskilling…AI…pfffft
Nothing changed just leaned in
andybytes@programming.devto SimpleX Chat@programming.dev•SimpleX's founder is transphobic, anti abortion, conservative, pro Israel, climatoscepticEnglish13·12 days agoI agree with everyone here, but it does show the character of this man. And when people have these types of feelings, well, they don’t operate off of principle. Anything on the internet is not really private anyways.
andybytes@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I don't want to be a....English2·12 days agoYes yes I am not your drone
andybytes@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The creativity of end usersEnglish5·12 days agoIf it works it works
andybytes@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The creativity of end usersEnglish2·12 days agoYou are all end users…
I deal with computers because if I don’t, computers will deal with me.
You don’t think Gates has sex parties and does drugs from time to time or at one point? I mean, are you following this dude around? How do you know? This is the problem with idols. We just kind of project ourselves or our preconceived notions of what these people are.
Perceived leverage. Perception of value… Everybody acting as they are a king but relative in the hierarchy we are all slaves pushed and pulled by external forces. It seems like getting a job is like buying a car. It’s a song and dance. They take forever on purpose. They’re really trying to like torture you subliminally. And physically. These are all just policies from the top and they literally just want to demoralize you. So you’ll be happy for crumbs. It’s a web of nonsense just to maintain the hierarchy. We are literally in a standstill, in my opinion, when it comes to human progress. I mean, it seems they’re getting better at killing poor people in other countries. But then again, even that they can be critiqued over due to some of their recent failures, in which I celebrate… I think just the modern day yankee capitalist is maybe just dumb. They have their secret plans, but once the veil is removed, it’s just gonna be a sad droopy dick. This AI nonsense is almost over. Just a silly-ass parlor trick that’s really just going to be used for the surveillance state. What a fucking wretched world.