thought it was good ole unkle joe

crazy factoid…

I did a reverse image search on this weird dude and found him from a priority safety bulletin, just by those ears alone.

https://www.glendaleca.gov/Home/Components/News/News/8124/

rediscovering Outside

easter island … win win… he’ll go willing because he thinks he getting sweets and chocolate and he wont stand out too much

we scrape them all together in a pile and light them ablaze with a match. the puff of smoke guides us to our next post. a bit ritualistic, but we learned it at the bohemian grove summer camp last year.

this is exploding heads… not exploding waist lines

i don’t approve of racial epithets, but white folks dont go around calling each other CRACKER all the time, unlike the other side of the pigmentation spectrum. clean your own house up.

maybe where you are at… but we’ve got some insurances that cover SRS.

is that all you’ve got?

OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh… . . . i need a drink after that one

i clicked on the link and found out chris christie is using imgur right now.

^^^ @ALICE you see what I did there… hey @ALICE! I made a funny about Chris Christie. ;)

scoot over , my blood sugar is low

farts remind me of plastic windbreakers from the 80s.

terrified… i’d scream i dont speak ebonics, throw loose change on the ground, and run away in a zig zag pattern

he needs someone to lay bigger cable that that… helps with the fart compression.

hrmm… that sounds familiar.

no… it wouldn’t help. agree.