Lmfao good.

Toad-main here 🙋

LOL people won’t be travelling to the US in the first place regardless - “world” events should be hosted in a variety of non-hostile countries, not a shithole like the US.

Anywhere is better, so hopefully it’s organized in Canada or somewhere in Europe

Something that gets me giddy is the knowledge that I’ll be able to live through the deaths of Trump and Musk - they’re two insane, incredibly unhealthy wackos that will either kill themselves with addiction or be killed by a hero with a gun.

Either way, I’m going out and celebrating when they kick the bucket 🎉🎉🎉

I mean the move didn’t happen but would have been possible - she told me it would have taken her and her staff all night to literally move aisles and so they didn’t do it, but were pissed that it was even requested (they still had to work OT cleaning the store and perfectly facing all the products because they weren’t expecting to have a branch showcased on live TV until the night before).

And yes, the entrances were blocked. We were literally instructed to sit around or browse the aisles for 20 minutes until the news cameras were off. Not sure what to tell you.

Move aside M'lady, it’s M'anus’s time to shine!

(Just kidding, fuck AI and the bubble it rode in on)

Hope you americans continue to burn them to the ground! Every Tesla dealership should be burnt to the ground 🔥🔥🔥

Won’t someone assassinate this senile fat fuck?

One time I got up early to go to the pharmacy before it got busy - only for Smith and her cronies to enter and put on a press event inside the Shoppers Drug Mart where the entrance/exit was blocked because they were in-camera.

I was literally stuck in a Shoppers because Smith’s press event prevented me from leaving.

To pass the time I was chatting with the manager of this store, who said that Smith demanded that not only should the store stop operating and lock everyone in, but they wanted to MOVE ALL AISLES and product to make them wider so they looked nicer on camera. The manager was furious. Everyone in there was staring daggers at this rancid whore Smith.

Long story short I told her cronies that they should be ashamed for working for such an awful traitorous sleazebag cunt 🥴

Edit: also she walked within a foot of me while I was sitting down and her huge ass STUNK

And Rule 2. And, from Global All Stars, Rule 3. Lol.

“Elevate” to statehood? Becoming an American, which will never happen, is a massive downgrade. I’ll die before joining the US, which is objectively a pile of shit country lol

Americans may care about internal divisions and states, but honestly the US is the US and we see the entire country as an enemy when the US’s leader starts wars with us. Americans elected Muffintop Mussolini and they’ll have to deal with the consequences until he’s removed.

Hypnic jerk - but OP sounds like something else. I experience small (OP’s sound forceful) twitches for a few days after lifting weights, but I think that’s just my magnesium deficiency

Anyone considering voting conservative this year should be forced to move to the US to experience the chaotic disaster that conservative weirdos cause.

Is she real or a spam bot? I’ve gotten it too and just assumed some kind of spam/scam

Oligarchs should be beaten. With some sort of guillotine-shaped club :)

Another “illegal” act that will go unpunished.

Will a Luigi step-up?

The US has always been a laughing stock, but to be this embarrassing is something I never expected in my lifetime. Fuck the US - it’s going to take a loooooooong time before anybody can take them seriously ever again.

It was in Turok 2 too!

Israel is disgusting and is due for a wake-up call