Except for that one time that it was

To provide easy access for their children to ask “Y u do dis? ;_;”

So Santa brings naughty kids a bundle of sticks? Hmm 🤔

Preston Garvey, is that you?

Almost as horrifying as cordyceps. Instead of mushroom flavor, it’s the barnacle flavor that doesn’t outright kill the host. I had a hard time conceptualizing the wiki article, but found a cute stop motion video explaining it.