https://youtu.be/sP2tUW0HDHA?si=vYpnqmbxJmVnZTgH

No way, Democrats have to pivot more to the right, surely that help, right? …right?

o7

Wouldn’t this be a violation of the Logan Act?

Science is green, math is blue.

This doesn’t taste like cocaine!

Any minute now… any minute.

Finally, he floats a policy I can get behind! Add dunkaroos and Sobe and I’m in.

You only have to start wearing them once you become a programmer.

But… but… the shareholders. ☹️

Fuck you. I’m eating.

“Maybe I will debate her, maybe I won’t, maybe go fuck yourself.”

'Hol up a minute.

That and nobody will sleep with me, but mostly the PFAS.

He prefers the term Furniture Fondler.

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That was fast

It’s this the one authored by >100 people from the Trump administration, that mentions him like 300 times? That Project 2025?

At press time, sources confirmed prominent members of the party had been instructed to quickly shift their support to a spry, cogent 31-year-old Joe Biden, who had somehow de-aged 50 years overnight.

Look here, Jack!

Project 2025 seems to have 3 groups.

• Those that are terrified about it.
• Those that would be terrified if they knew more about it.
• Those that think it won’t affect them or anyone they care about. (See leopards ate my face party)